One Night's Terror

 Note: The quote mentioned here is from Along Came A Spider, Transformers Animated, Season 1.

One Night’s Terror

Terror without an error,

Within this year’s single night,

There’s a sweetness in the terror.

Monsters spotted by a terrified starer,

Vampires, werewolves, even mummies fill one’s sight,

Terror without an error.

“Sugar filled nuggets”, to quote Optimus Prime, handed out by a preparer,

But tonight it’s all right,

There’s a sweetness in the terror.

A sight that’s never been rarer,

Mobs of monsters coming out in the moonlight,

Terror without an error.

But everyone’s a sparer,

There’s never been a lethal fight,

There’s a sweetness in the terror.

Monsters, magical creatures, story characters, and candy bearers,

Come together on this Halloween night,

Terror with an error,

There’s a sweetness in the terror.

I Am A Werewolf

I Am A Werewolf

Triggered by the full moon,

A werewolf is what I am,

I’ll turn human soon.

I hunt anything from deer to raccoon,

A wolf that takes down even the strongest ram,

Triggered by the full moon.

When this week ends in June,

I’ll be back to having bread with jam.

I’ll turn human soon.

I’m part of a platoon,

A group with no individuals named Sam or Pam,

Triggered by the full moon.

I shall soon stop being the Alpha’s goon,

And return to my individuality and home beside the dam,

I’ll turn human soon.

But I still won’t be immune,

I shall return, but only after my mind goes on a week’s lam,

Triggered by the full moon,

I’ll turn human soon.

My Fave Character Is...

Note: I also have a Panderan monk named Mikostar on World of Warcraft.

My Fave Character Is…

Punch or kick!

There’s more than one game-playing-way,

Shoot an arrow real quick!

Mikostar’s my monk chick,

Whose martial arts skill is more than okay!

Punch or kick!

Iamugly’s good with a mining pick,

But she can hunt all year around, even in May!

Shoot an arrow real quick!

Mikostar can punch double-quick!

But she’s not my favorite, I must say.

Punch or kick!

Iamugly can shoot at a mouse’s click,

Though she’s not my fave,  she’ll still stay.

Shoot an arrow real quick!

Having one favorite is a lot of ick,

So both of them are my fave to play!

Punch or kick!

Shoot an arrow real quick!

One-Two One-Two

Note: The song mentioned below (Gitchee Gitchee Goo) is from the Phineas and Ferb TV series.

One-Two One-Two

One-Two One-Two,

I’ll sing along,

So why don’t you?

It’s not Gitchee Gitchee Goo,

But it can still be a catchy song,

One-Two One-Two!

So why don’t you?

Even just crash that gong,

Or play a kazoo?

Trains sing “choo-choo”!

There’s even a song in ping-pong!

One-Two One-Two!

So why don’t you?

People still sing in Hong Kong,

So why are you quiet for so long?

Your friends may be shy too,

But they still join the singing throng!

One-Two One-Two!

So why don’t you?

Warehouse 13 Agent--Job Description

Note: This poem is based on the TV series Warehouse 13.

Warehouse 13 Agent—Job Description

We have to get out,

We have to find the Artifact and bring it to Warehouse 13!

Powerful objects of long ago,

Disaster and mayhem often follow in their wake!

We have to find the Artifact and bring it to Warehouse 13!

It may cause things to blow or people to die,

Disaster and mayhem often follow in their wake!

So we have to save the day!

It may cause things to blow or people to die,

And we’re the only ones to know,

So we have to save the day!

We are Warehouse 13 agents!

And we’re the only ones to know,

Our names are Pete, Myka, Claudia, Steve, and Artie.

We are Warehouse 13 agents!

Sorry, we have to go grab the Artifact and save the day!